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| 02:36am 11/06/2006 |
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mood:  chipper music: Smashing Pumpkins-1979
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I had to wake up really early to get to the farmer's market and be a damn dirty hippy all day. Then I helped Jewel paint all of her outdoor furniture. We settled on pruple, turquoise, magenta, yellow and green of course. We still aren't finished but it looks good already. It's all rainbow-y and badass. I hapilly was able to convert 5 people to buying cheap, reusable, cloth grocery bags and stop the insanity of all this plastic bag shit that America loves so much. Oh and I got my paintings back from the art show finally and I even had time to plant some basil in my planter boxes. Then I crashed in bed for 5 hours because I was tired from getting up so early. Now I'm an even stranger sleeping schedule. Oh well. Anyway, I should get to painting now. |
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| Blah at the end of 3 but not the rainbow! |
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| 03:20am 27/03/2006 |
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mood: calm
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Woah, I have this badass, creepy de-ja-vus (how is that spelled?). Like I knew exactly what I was supposed to type and what would happen afterwards but it went away because I had to pee. Anyway, hello all! *hugs moosh, and scoot, and damnitnicole and cat and gothpoptart and and yeah!* I didn't do much today, played with my hair, ate some foodsness and contemplated getting stoned but I decided against it for some reason. I'm ctually quite bored, I think I'll go write a novel now. |
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| Hmmm.. |
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| 06:16pm 15/03/2006 |
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mood: calm
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I love you scooticus!! looks like I've been away for a while! Lets see, I've gotten married and am happily never having children. I live in a nice little apartment surrounded by lovely woodsiness and apparently, crazy religious zealots. More later. |
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| yet again... |
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| 12:57am 21/05/2003 |
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going to buy new fish. .......and a moth. *nod*
moths kickass. the new fish are going to replace the yet again dead fish. i shwant a large pretty pretty moth. |
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| urination |
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| 12:39pm 19/05/2003 |
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i am in art class. i have to urinate due to the consumption of four übercaffeinated beverages that are green in color. i cannot gain access to any site i go to, as the school computers are highly ghey. in this search for SOMETHING, it lets me into a german porn site...but not an art site with like.....minimum nudidy. SHWAT IN ZEE HELL?!speaking of which.....nevermind i just deleted what i was going to type...well i did type it but then i deleted it. hey look flies! having sex mind you. ok im going to go and sex my paintbrush now. byebye. |
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| i just realized.... |
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| 11:45pm 13/05/2003 |
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that there is only one thing in this entire world that ive smelled that does not smell DISGUSTING. i loathe every other smell. i just went down a mental list of everything and all of it reaks. how shitty. ...................shit smells bad too. |
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| now now, lets all play nice. |
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| 11:27pm 13/05/2003 |
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it gives me the fear to think of ants. they are crawling all over our house. have any of you ever smelled ants? they have this pungent odor that just saturates the immediate area after you smash the haneous little fuckers into the ground. i keep imagining what it must be like to have a MASSIVE thing hovering over you and feel yourself be crushed and scooted all along the floor, your head dragging along your ass. must suck. mind you, i have no sympathy for them. it was just a thought. they are on the floor and you cant just sit on it and relax because tons of them come swarming and you feel an itch up yout leg and its an ant!!! they are everywhere, you leave a glass of water out and ten minutes later it is swarming with ants. it wont stop. they are infesting, this is an infestation. |
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| mexicans shit too much |
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| 12:15am 18/02/2003 |
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they do dude. far far too much. on a more disturbing note--- i was trimming sir buttsworth's nails, he got an erection. i now have the fear. |
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| the ice cream man |
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| 04:02am 03/02/2003 |
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the ice cream man killed babydoll. he crushed her head on the pavement. may his ice cream melt and may crabs infest themselves upon his lower regions. |
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| dooooooo |
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| 05:08am 12/01/2003 |
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ya know...there are pretty trees here. llama shall take sir edmund Q. buttsworth and go for a bit of the walking and such. yupyupyup. it is 5 am and the evil tired monster has not been flatulent in llama's general direction. |
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| birfday |
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| 12:44am 08/01/2003 |
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yeah. it was llama's birfday yesterday. she came squeeling out of the female parental unit's giant, stretched, fuckhole and such. LIGHTBULB!!! WEEE! |
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| apparently it is new year's eve |
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| 08:30pm 31/12/2002 |
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the time escapes me. i have not lefft my room (other than just five minutes ago to pee) in about 24 hours or so. and it is good. the glowing screen draws me in lovingly. even though there is nothing to do but stare at it. i think there is some merit in minesweeper. moo. the cow says, moo. see you in tea. |
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| recent development |
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| 01:43pm 30/12/2002 |
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the pentium 4 processor has a new name: Vladimere 2.0............carry on then |
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| warm water |
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| 01:35pm 30/12/2002 |
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ok. whenever warm water runs down me in the shower; it makes me nipples extremely hard. but the general belief is that ONLY cold water does this. that is not so. it is a lie!!
*has morning lips* |
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| The Bob |
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| 03:09am 29/12/2002 |
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he is the new pentium four processor that the llama hath in her chamber!!! the cave is well equipped with things of green and things that glow! yeeeaaah!
C1- first cervical vertibra can be easily snapped from strained movement. if C1 is driven upward it severs cerbral cortex and vital nerves, thus causing paraplegic-ness. uh oh. |
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| 09:21pm 10/12/2002 |
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he's not alive again |
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